Famous Quotes About marriage

Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.

If I get married, I want to be very married.

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together.

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

I'd marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign over half to me, and guarantee that he'd be dead within a year.

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.

If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.

Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.