Rita Rudner Marriage Quotes

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In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

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I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

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Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

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My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.

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I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

Rita Rudner quotes on other topics

Rita Rudner has written many quotes about Marriage. E.g.,

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

Here are the top most famous quotes about Marriage by Rita Rudner.

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

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