Rodney Dangerfield Marriage Quotes

View some of the most famous Marriage quotes by Rodney Dangerfield; Click on the quote page to view more details about the quote.

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It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.

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We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations - we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together.

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My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.

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Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

What did Rodney Dangerfield say about Marriage?

Rodney Dangerfield has written many quotes about Marriage. E.g.,

  • It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.
  • We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations - we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together.
  • My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.

What are the top most famous Marriage quotes by Rodney Dangerfield?

Here are the top most famous quotes about Marriage by Rodney Dangerfield.

  • It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.
  • We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations - we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together.
  • My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.
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