Woody Allen God Quotes

What did Woody Allen say about God?

Woody Allen has written many quotes about God. E.g.,

• If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
• If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
• As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.

What are the top most famous God quotes by Woody Allen?

Here are the top most famous quotes about God by Woody Allen.

• If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
• If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
• As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
• To you I'm an atheist to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
• Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.