Woody Allen Funny Quotes

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Woody Allen quotes on other topics

Woody Allen has written about various topics extensively and has many famous quotes about;

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Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

What did Woody Allen say about Funny?

Woody Allen has written many quotes about Funny. E.g.,

  • I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
  • I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
  • My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

What are the top most famous Funny quotes by Woody Allen?

Here are the top most famous quotes about Funny by Woody Allen.

  • I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
  • I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
  • My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
  • I failed to make the chess team because of my height.
  • If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.
  • I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.