Famous Quotes About funny

By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.

Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.

By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.