Famous Quotes About funny

I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I don't believe I deserved my friends.

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?

The world is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper.

I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down.

It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.

I like children - fried.

I'm for whatever gets you through the night.

Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly.

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.