Famous Quotes About funny

The superfluous, a very necessary thing.

The next time you have a thought... let it go.

What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?

It's simple, if it jiggles, it's fat.

When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.

Fashions have done more harm than revolutions.

If you want to be thought a liar, always tell the truth.

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.

This shirt is dry clean only. Which means... it's dirty.

All men are equal before fish.