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I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.

Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement.

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.