Famous Quotes About funny

Communism is like one big phone company.

There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it.

There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.

Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?

There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together.

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings.

When I go to a bar, I don't go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine.

I consider that a man's brain originally is like a little empty attic, and you have to stock it with such furniture as you choose.

I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.

Defy your own group. Rebel against yourself.