Famous Quotes About funny

I like marriage. The idea.

I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club.

My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at?

I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs.