Famous Quotes About funny

Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.

If at first you don't succeed, blame your parents.

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.

Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell.

Never fight an inanimate object.

Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.

I think they should have a Barbie with a buzz cut.

If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.

We'll love you just the way you are if you're perfect.