Famous Quotes About funny

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV.

Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.

You see much more of your children once they leave home.

One man's folly is another man's wife.

Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.

I'd luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair.

I failed to make the chess team because of my height.

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.