Famous Quotes About funny

I have a love interest in every one of my films: a gun.

You're only as good as your last haircut.

Be obscure clearly.

I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.

Do not let a flattering woman coax and wheedle you and deceive you she is after your barn.

There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.

People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.

If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.

Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.

All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.