Famous Quotes About funny

I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.

I rant, therefore I am.

It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether.

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.

When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life.

When the sun comes up, I have morals again.

Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of.

I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.

Progress was all right. Only it went on too long.

Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf.