Elayne Boosler Funny Quotes

What did Elayne Boosler say about Funny?

Elayne Boosler has written many quotes about Funny. E.g.,

• I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
• I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me.
• When the sun comes up, I have morals again.

What are the top most famous Funny quotes by Elayne Boosler?

Here are the top most famous quotes about Funny by Elayne Boosler.

• I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
• I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me.
• When the sun comes up, I have morals again.
• Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
• I've thought for the last decade or so, the only actual place raw truth was seeping through in newspapers was on the Comics Pages. They were able to pull off intelligent social comment, pure truths not found elsewhere in the news pages, and had the ability to make it all funny, entertaining, and pertinent.