Robert Benchley Funny Quotes

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I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.

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Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.

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Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of.

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Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?

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Robert Benchley has written many quotes about Funny. E.g.,

I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of.

Here are the top most famous quotes about Funny by Robert Benchley.

I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of.
Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?

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