Joan Rivers Funny Quotes

What did Joan Rivers say about Funny?

Joan Rivers has written many quotes about Funny. E.g.,

• I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
• I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
• If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.

What are the top most famous Funny quotes by Joan Rivers?

Here are the top most famous quotes about Funny by Joan Rivers.

• I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
• I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
• If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
• Never floss with a stranger.
• Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if you're funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you.