P. J. O'Rourke Funny Quotes

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  • Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.
  • Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.
  • Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly.

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  • Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.
  • Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.
  • Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly.
  • Never fight an inanimate object.
  • As I get older, all sorts of things become less funny. Once one has children, any cruelty involving children becomes far less amusing than when one was at the mercy of one's friends' and relatives' children.